Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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ANOTHER STEP TOWARD THE SUMMIT

The UKFC
reaffirms desire to reach the top spot in the standings and it does a 6-2 beating the cafeteria of the Village, on the field of Muggia.
game started very well, which sees the team player, able to control the game by building good licks and creating numerous scoring opportunities, many of which are aimed, shooting a bit 'more subdued, with the team very long and not always the master of field.
Another important victory, gained thanks to the return of Brusadin Bazzara and who finally finds the way to goal.

Monday, March 14, 2011

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NEW CASE STATISTICS


After the "case Mexico," of which there were no more had major upgrades, the UKFC is hit by another case, the "Case Herometas" concerning bribery of referees in order to promote black-green Gerometta striker, currently top scorer of the tournament.
According to the latest article in the weekly CitySport, Gerometta were awarded to all who UKFC 7 goals scored during the last game against Muscle Gym, witnesses state that two of the goals scored were made by Trifilio (one from the film archive, not spoiled by the balloon sufficiently inflated).
now suspects the President of the United Katastrophe, Emilio Gabriel Herometas, and DR, race director of the match: are accused of having bought the referee in order to distort the report of the race, allowing the attacker uncomfortable black-green an easier climb to the top scorer of the tournament.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

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Friday, March 11, 2011

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DAY OF THE PAGELLONE ANTONELLO DiNapoli


Angle 7.5 : Valerio Mastandrea Dolina not nothing wrong. Forced to intervene a few times, leaves no room for error and where it comes technique, we get the instinct. On one occasion in particular shows off the brilliance of a second-class goalkeeper. Goal innocent, could invoke his authority over the defense. BALANCE

Tonci 7 : clean, vigorously defends high. Half a point less for quell'imperdonabile error on a throw to cut the defense area, a stain that could jeopardize the entire season. In theoretical terms, not practical. We hope that the group will help him clean dall'onta. Victim, like others, the tricks of the magician Gerometta. IN NEED OF CARE

VENIER 6.5 : Hanson inherits from the ease and joy of living and a touch of guitar pretty good. Runs with generosity, throws herself on every ball and putting the soul does not complain that, despite the opposition with the insidino their jabs. However, it is a bit 'hazy, a little synchronized with fellow department and eyes always lowered. KAMIKAZE

Lobascio 7.5 : towers, prepayments and tax. Yells a little, but when it happens nobody dares contradict him. Half a point less for the two goals conceded because of disorganization and lack of defensive malice of its sports department. Must work with his men on the position, shirtless in the gym. THE BROODER

Trifilio 8.5: Best-in-chief. Scored the 'click', even the score in the first minutes of fact and giving the go-to goleada. Always focused, clean, often arrives in port, but the second goal is just to dull ball, with a lob worthy of a German in Lignano Sabbiadoro. Fa department alone, especially when played in tandem with Beltran that spreads often, a victim of the Magician he Gerometta. When he enters Mazzucco can catch his breath. ZEITGEIST

Mazzucco 7: Determination, talkativeness and spleen racing. In midfield, threw himself at every ball, defending the ball with improbable juggling, but with the quality to believe it until the end. Ensnares opponents with his manners, the lures teammates, ensnares the referee. But it's a game of capital. IN TRANCE

BELTRAN 6.5: Play a little, but in the most difficult for the team. He holds the ball, often facilitating the task of the comrades and illuminates the game in a couple of occasions. Do not pull anything, because obviously he does not like to score goals, but his companions seem to love him for that too. Pay the moves of the Magician Gerometta with poor lung capacity. Mixed blessing

Gerometta 8: Scores a lot, but is especially department alone. Cute, lively, always point the door showing off legs golden to the middle of the second half, when it seems to be over in a bad dream in slow motion. We think, however, opponents to give him the joy, however. Like his colleague Francesco Totti, immediately establishes a relationship with the referee and asked him a focus for its glass ankles. The referee falls at his feet. That "Wizard Gerometta for impression given to everyone (teammates and opponents) that sooner or later he dropped the ball on the outside, leaving the unlucky run like idiots. FRIEND OF POWERFUL

TRAINER - Gerometta 6.5: now the favorite of the arbitrator, as the best friend. Manages a good hint of a fight, even if the spirit of the UK claim that a couple of Scoppola eventually flew forever. He talks little, perhaps overwhelmed by Marlboro, but a speech to the defense should do it.

THE REFEREE: A friend.

an almost perfect, despite the nightmares of the previous days. The Muscle Gym, feared as a phalanx of greasy culture without sex, Evidence suggests a bunch of standing timber and the little team spirit. Good for the UK, who has made a heavy incentive for absences in midfield to perfection, the Absolute, and then latter often referred to God in vain. If the world did not exist carbohydrates, saturated fats, alcohol, marijuana and the television series, this team would be ready for the first category. But by then, we wonder what would play.

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OPEN LETTER TO MY KIDS


"To be the best, You have to beat the best" saying "the Nature Boy" Ric Flair, and 16 great American sport times World Heavyweight Champion WWE.

A sentence a bit 'bloated but paints with precision the extent of the company yesterday. This is, in fact, with disarming ease, what you did yesterday, you beat the best. You put aside your physical limitations and technical difficulties that have deprived us of important players, the controversies that were starting to wear down the soft underbelly of the team and at the end of the battle, as the Achilles' novel, you dragged the lifeless body of Muscle Gym nine times around the walls of an ideal Ilio. And one day you were the best.

But it was not easy. It was not at all easy. After the disappointing defeat with our nemesis, the fearsome floors Gregorin, the challenge seemed to the leaders announced a massacre: the powerful and corrupt forces of the gyms that were seeking passage to stretch the Serbian enemy and you as the 200 Spartans of Leonidas, Thermopylae holed up in your half of the field, prepared for the worst, ready to sell life dearly and do as much harm as possible.

Our opponents are presented in their arrogant arrogant divided Blaugrana. They pulled directly from the kickoff, you are angry with us, with the referee and with themselves because they felt better. But υβρις is the greatest sin and the gods punish him in the most cruel. With the humiliation.

Guided by your leader, the Camionero Leonidas, who has placed himself at the head of his troops with the charisma that only Napoleon could have, I have followed with vigorous passion and have been perfect. Simply. From Angle with its double scoliosis and its effects on M-Bop, and his teetotal exuberance, to Tondina, the perennial underdog, for a day and Lobascio giant, black swan from the foot of velvet. And the midfield with Mexico and his dribbling drunk, Mazzucco and his mangy football arrogance, Attila, midfielder of 23 th century, who dances like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

And thanks also to those absent, that their absence made it even more epic this time.

Now the road is marked, we have entered the correct path in the woods that will make us men and samples, or kill us in the defeat. I have no illusions that it will be easy, battles to be fought are still many difficulties and around every corner, but after yesterday I am even more sure we can make it. Our only limit is the sky.

with pride and passion
Your
President Emilio Gabriel Herometas


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UKFC DESTROYS MUSCLE GYM


Given the team's performance in the last two races, one that could be a defeat has proved a real triumph last night, on the field of Dolina, the United Katastrophe FC 7-2 to beat the league leaders Muscle Gym, ruining the first of 5 straight wins.
The eight players took to the field led the race from the beginning, indicating that it came to the meeting prepared, both psychologically and tactically: the coach has fielded a training Gerometta capable, focused, able to create a great game and any attempt to break the construction of the opponents.
After the usual curse of the initial disadvantage, the team reacted excelled and continue to make games and creating copies countless scoring opportunities. At the same time brought down the nerves of their opponents, that already the first few minutes proved nervous and not very productive.
That very lack of character, which until recently had been missing, was released in the most important moment in the spotlight, demonstrating that the entire group is united and compact, and can point to very high goals.
The call came and every single player has responded in the best way. This is
Katastrophe.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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Tonci 6 : positive debut in the championship as a goalkeeper, good grip and safe exits. Too bad for those (many) cm, making it less helpless on the first goal. FRANCIS DAVISON QUINTIN O TEDDY.

Trifilio 5.5 : Due to the constant movement between wing and midfield, the young Calabrian regularly confuses the roles, but redeems itself with an excellent assist for Gerometta. Due to its geographical origin, does not understand the language spoken by the rest of the team, particularly the talkative Mazzucco. AMPLIFON.

Mazzucco 6.5 : only on attempts to advance opponent, improve in attack finally realize her dream of a free-kick. It complains (constantly and rightly so) with the rest of the team, which accuses him of being argumentative and abusive, and poor Trifilio rages on, who does not understand. YOUR MOTHER.

BAIOCCHI 6 - : strained from the top opponent, is forced to chase throughout the game, often exposing the position. But he has learned not to waste time in fruitless discussions with Mazzucco. Valuable shots on goal and the postponement of the heel. HEEL OF GOD.

Lobascio 6 - : ever so close to enough, not only reached for the total inability to kick at goal, caused by a (supposed) knee injury. Very few attempts and made those few are likely to consistently exceed the fences of the camp, among the highest in Europe. Also blame the shoe does not fit? CINDERELLA.

Crova 7 - : the diamond of this club, genius and recklessness. Thanks to the continuous improvement of physical endurance, can produce all its technical point man, serving his friends, running far and wide. Should be more daring with their shots from outside the area. Verlaine.

Gerometta 5 + : completely stopped during the whole game, find your way through the goal Trifilio, or in a very embarrassing, bringing to mind the old business model that inspires, Bobo Vieri. SWEET YEARS.

BELTRAN sv : desert contractual duties, preferring to spend the evening with Vodka and Tonic trans Brazilians. Or so they say. Severely punished by the leadership, the media is already "case Mexico." GEORGE BEST WITH SOMBRERO.

TRAINER - Gerometta 5.5 : the team wins and then the coach is right. The supporters, however, contest the game and not enough character that this team has so far failed to deliver. Coitus interruptus.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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The company, in the person of President Emilio G. Herometa, announced that:

Given the unexplained absence from the game won yesterday Katastrophe United FC against the foot of balsa wood, the Governing Council, emergency meeting last night decided that, Having regard to the moral and economic damage received by the company with this gesture, the club WITHDRAWAL so forced the strike planned for Thursday, March 10, 2010. Players will be forced to play and will be mandatory for all the epithets during the match with the term "scab".

The company has also decided to fine the BELTRAN ZANETTI GIANCARLO affiliated with the deduction of three months' salary (month of February, March and April 2011), both as regards the payment for the economic benefits, premiums presence, etc..

Hoping that yesterday's victory, suffered more than necessary but essential to raise morale and standing, let us overcome this time of corporate turmoil, the company invites all licensed to close ranks and give a great performance against the terrible MUSCLE GYM, in the hope that episodes of dishonor of the mesh does not happen again. ;


In witness

Emilio G. Herometa
President of the United Katastrophe FC

Monday, March 7, 2011

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WIN THE SUPPORT OF SUFFERING

The United Katastrophe confirms its ups and downs, going to win against the foot of balsa wood 6-4, the field of Basovizza.
performance well below the potential of team (down the field with a restructured training), but it helps the morale in view of the clash next Thursday against Muscle Gym.

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